Madness

Whats that got to do with anything? Nothing! That's what!

Well my little Nutlets, last night was an interesting one. What started off as a couple of drinks with the guys ended up in a criminal spree of theft and debauchery. Apologies to both that tattoo place and those people who will have a problem moving house now. I was forced, obviously against my will to carry their signs across half of EK. And I also forgot to lift my Gnome and Mushroom from Sarah's trunk, so I'll be needing to pick that up at some point.

Anyway, that's all on last night, onto today's topic. "What is today's topic Chris?" I hear you ask. Hush now little ones all shall be revealed shortly. First a homework assignment for all of you.
Men and Woman everywhere, lets share the love that this world needs so much. I want you to find the nearest member of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you are one of them homosex-you-als, we don't discriminate here), and I want you to spend one amazing night in bed together. I guarantee that everyone will wake up with a smile on their faces. Just remember, not to hang about for breakfast lest you end up in a *shiver* ugh.. Relationship...

"I don't know any men that I feel comfortable enough to have sex with". Well that's okay too, shyness is natural, but when it comes to saving the world, would you not say it's worth it? However, should you still feel this way, I would be happy to help you out with any issues you'd like to raise (Whey oh!) Please send any female applications to chrisn97@hotmail.com. (Applicants over 29 need to assess hotness, if below an 8 then please, forward emails straight to timetogiveup@yahoo.com )

Now today's topic is a short one kids. I would simply like to inform you about the day to day behaviour of awesome people. Awesome people don't wait in lines for bathrooms. FACT. If any of you awesomeites see a queue forming in your way to drop out a bad boy then you need to take action. No one respects a person without cajones!

Chris out.