Good evening my friends, lovers, admirers, colleagues other peasants of the world.
I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you the detailed accounts of my legendary adventures through life, my musings and my personal conquests. Throughout my posts you will come to understand and appreciate my deepests dreams and desires, my loves and hates and just how awesome I am. Of course you will. However this is not for me, this is for you, the poor souls stuggling in a disenfranchised society, and with my help you will finally become men and woman worthy of a place amongst the Gods.
Now you are probably asking yourself; Who is this guy? What does he know about us? Do i need his help?
These answers are simple:
Your saviour, everything and yes, by god yes.
Take away from my adventures what you will and hopefully, with strength, dignity and sheer willpower, you too may become awesome just like me.
Chris out.
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